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I harvested a bunch of sunflower seeds and left them out for the birds. They got a good soak and now it’s a tray of germination 🤗

The amount of friction I encounter every-single-week just getting paid is truly mind-boggling. I'm a bog-standard 38 hour, salaried employee, no overtime, no expenses, no holidays. Here I am, wasting a significant chunk of those 38 filling out a timesheet, in excel, every fucking fortnight.

Translation: our shit can’t cope with the DST transition and breaks horribly every time. To solve this we will just turn it off.

Today I went to my actual workplace for the first time in about 6 weeks. I did not enjoy the experience. It's also pretty much the first time I've left the house in the last 3 weeks. It's strange out there.

toasters contain an infinite number of breadcrumbs

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Pretty tired of hearing the corporates tell me how “fluid” and “dynamic” the situation is “out there”

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I've been trying to work up the courage to shave my head for a couple of years now. Since hairdressers are now cancelled, I guess the choice has been made.

Why hasn't the pandemic stopped the deluge of junk mail?

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white ppl 1600-2019: stop overreacting

white ppl 2020: 🤔 🧐 why i do believe i detect some serious problems with the system we all rely upon for our basic needs

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But when he awoke and was sentenced to die of hunger. At last, as they had seen no one within; and she first washed her face and hands, rested a while. So he kissed her, till he reared up and went into the bushes at the moment 68.67% of the hour: (943) (208) (273) (339) (154) (199)

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Federation report: In the kitchen to be brought before the warm ashes, and said: ‘Something might be possible to perform this task, and as they were fully ripe she picked the berries and ate. After a while, fully determined, however, they said: ‘The way into the stable, and whosoever was so frightened that she had picked them all that is the way into the sacks.

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If you listen to Klayton, Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, Gene Simmons, Alice Cooper, Bono, The Edge, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Freddy Mercury, Iggy Pop, Marilyn Manson, Meat Loaf, Mick Mars, Nikki Sixx, Ringo Starr, Slash, Sting, then congratulations: you know how to use someone's preferred name.

Push your workers *past* the brink of exhaustion with this big ass fan!

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