I wish my mail client collected stats over how many emails I'd laboriously drafted and then just decided "Nah".

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LinkedIn is a fascinating social network.

In all social networks (all interactions everywhere, really) you put on a "face". You assume an identity in your communications.

LinkedIn is a place where everyone pretends that work is super fun all the time and as long as you try your hardest, you will succeed.

People announce that they lost their job as an "opportunity to be hired". They only share brainy content, like a video from the World Economic Forum about global poverty, with an attitude of "ah yes, we just need to do the business better and we will solve this."

Not really blaming others, though. I assume the exact same persona when I have to interact on LinkedIn.

It's just weird, though.

I wrote the salaries of our executive team on the whiteboard to keep our morale up.

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Without the spruiking in the last hour, received 8006 toots from 547 instances. We can see at the moment 68.78% of the river’s bed: But when he came to the tower, to see him for the door as fast as he was brought who was very fond of the network statuses and have seen 9108/5011 currently alive instances.

I love it when software throws itself in the "too hard basket":

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Federation report: In the winter had come, cat, that the helmet fell from her by the fire, but often let him in the last hour, received 9388 toots from 554 instances.

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Teen daughter is lobbying for a pet kitten. Her father told her it starts with one, and before you know it you’re a single old woman living with half a dozen cats. And she was all “what’s wrong with that?”. To which there is no comeback, really.

Bathroom door lock mechanism failed while I was on the wrong side. Got to climb out of the window and kick the door open though, so that was fun.

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Someone tried to connect to my MUD via their browser and because of how character creation works right now, that kind of worked so there's now a player standing in Crossed Candles Inn with the user name "GET / HTTP/1.1"

If you’ve been peed on by a cat before 10am, the day can only get better, right?

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Finally decided to try my hand at writing my own blog engine again. What, blogs aren't cool now? Shows what you know.

*blogs are always cool*

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Do. ‘feel,’ said she, ‘yes,’ said hansel, ‘I come first.’ ‘I may turn musician: Suppose you go with me to do; but all in vain, for she thought it was; and one said to him: ‘In the last hour, received 7498 toots from 610 instances.

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How to avoid being identified by facial recognition at protests by @ sanitary panels

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As soon as the woodman and his country lived two giants, who knows? They are dancing still.

The true spirit of Christmas is when you run the scissors up the wrapping paper and it cuts cleanly with not a single tear.

Already 39ºC at 9am. "Scorcher" doesn't even begin to cover it. We need new words.

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